arsenal sign fergie on loan

In order to bolster their chances of qualifying for the eurapa league, arsenal have signed sir Alex fergie on loan until the end of the season. While accepting to make the movie to the emirate, fergie said :”we got to assist our children in London because they need us. It is not like I am needed at Manchester, scholes and Ryan giggs can take my position while I am away, after all, we are age-mates” Arsene wenger will assist fergie during the loan spell. He was quoted saying “it will be a humbling but worthy learning experience since there is something about winning silverware that they know that we don’t” the loan come with an option for extension should arsenal perform beyond expectation, that is, qualify for the europa league.
Meanwhile Liverpool continues to stumble and fall whenever faced with weak opposition. They kind of remind you of the huge guys who say they can not fight girls but end up having shit beaten out of them by those girls. Kenny dalglish was left furious as a lackluster red team lost to a less magnanimous Bolton who took what they got with open arms. It seems that Liverpool too could do with a little help from sir alex in the art of war in a football field