Five Kenyans Who Are Surely Going To Hell

one day i will change to a better, less selfish person

Raila Paul odinga, for letting, abetting and watching stupidly thousands of Kenyans being slaughtered as he demanded half a loaf so as to be the prime minster of Kenya. This guy will welcome us in hell, those who are headed there and he will be joined by…

this is not mwai kibaki as he is saying himself: “hey! i am the Neanderthal man, wanna hear a tale of how the world came to be?”

Nathaniel Mwai Kibaki, for he had the power to stop the killing, but his dilly dallying led to the pouring of innocent blood that flowed across roads like an evil prophesy as he failed to send out the army to quell the massacre and we are sure that he will never sleep in peace unless he is without a soul. Some are of the opinion that he is a coward and he proved to be a big one by failing to act at a critical time in Kenya’s history and for that he will be friend in the devil’s hell with..

Samuel Justus Kivuitu, who is already dead and thus know very well what hell is like as he is the one who failed to conduct the election in a way that people could accept, that is, even if he stole, which I doubt he did, no one should have known and for that he must burn in hell with the aforementioned kins and kith with the encouragement of

Anyang’ Peterson Nyong’o who in spite of the violence and deaths that were being reported kept issuing that call for mass action although we all know he was taking his orders from none other than Raila Paul odinga. Whenever mass action was called for, property was destroyed and people were killed and Anyang’ Nyong’o must take the blame for many deaths and no one is saying that this is the reason he has cancer for there are very many innocent people who have cancer.

Wives of these fellows. As we learn from Shakespear’s play mac-Beth, wives are very good at putting pressure on their husband and thus these Kenyans will not be lonely in hell for they will be joined there by their wives who committed the atrocious sins of commission and omission and later enjoyed the loot except maybe for Kivuitu’s wife.

Of cause there are those who feel that these fellows are saints and will go to heaven and sit at the right hand of the most high

92 “Truth”

NAME: A Name is the tag they describe you by, often, it has nothing whatsoever to do with who you are, in my country, in my culture, the first-born son is named after the father’s father and if the second child is a girl, she is named after the father’s mother, then the third child is named after the mother’s father and then mother,s mother and then father’s elder brother and that is the pattern, I am named after my mother’s elder brother so you can calculate I am child number what

AGE: It is just number, right? People will respect or not respect you because of it which is evil.

BIRTHDATE: 12th july

PRESENT ADDRESS: At the origin of humans as scientists say

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. last beverage = coffee

2. last phone call = My girlfriend, the line was busy which means….
3. last text message = To her
4. last song you listened to = ukweli washuka which means, the truth is coming down
5. last time you cried = during and after watching life of Pi

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. dated someone twice = no
7. been cheated on = not to my knowledge
8. kissed someone & regretted it = yes, I thought it would lead to sex but it never happened and I did not really love her and I believe you should only kiss those you love or like.
9. lost someone special = yes, my brother was killed in a car accident
10. been depressed = not to a clinical critical point
11. been drunk and threw up = yes, which made me vow to never drink again. I felt like I was throwing up my heart

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. PINK (or white)
13. BLUE (or green)
14. PURPLE (or orange) I really do not know what my favourite colour is

LAST YEAR (2012), HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend = yes and not just one
16. Fallen out of love = no
17. Laughed until you cried = no, I know how to control my laughter
18. Met someone who changed you = every day I am changed
19. Found out who your true friends were = Not yet
20. Found out someone was talking about you = yeah, once I was so angry I did not speak to them for almost a month but I forgot it soon for I do not hold grudges
21. Kissed anyone on your [FB, Twitter, Tumblr Etc] List? = Yes, that kiss that I regret

GENERAL:

22. How many people on your [Fb, Twitter, Tumblr Etc] list do you know in real life = About twenty-two out of over 800
24. Do you have any pets = no
25. Do you want to change your name = I already have, Just waiting to officiate it on the government papers
26. What did you do for your last birthday = I Have never celebrated a birthday, yeah, we were that poor so it is not a part of my life or culture. one day I might.
27. What time did you wake up today = 6.00 , that is how I have programmed myself although I left the bed at 6.26
28. What were you doing at midnight last night : I was sound asleep and possibly dreaming. I love dreaming and luckily I dream almost every time I am a sleep, it is like a free movie where you are the star or the villain like this one dream where i was murdering people.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = a lot of things, how can you ask that. Things like… like meeting Jesus but not his father. I do not want to meet Jesus’ father.
30. Last time you saw your Mother = five weeks ago. I will make a point of seeing her before the end of this week. Thanks for reminding me.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = every thing in my life has somehow had a domino effect. I have always found out later that had something in my life earlier not happened, a lot would have changed. That does not mean I am rosy and happy with all the staff in my life. But I wish I was more courageous .
32. What are you listening to right now = break it like its hot by snoop dogg and pharrell. It just caught on me recently, I love the pharrel part especially, it goes like this: I am a nice dude,
with some nice dream,
see this ice creams,
see this ice cubes,
eligible bachelor,
million dollar boat,
that’s whiter than what’s spilling down your throat…
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = Yeah, I had a work mate called that we nick-named him Tom chomodley, after a notorious son of a former colonial fellow name lord chomodley who was jailed for two years although he served just eight months for killing a trespasser in his father’s land
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = The fact that none of the guys I hang out with are not into arts at all at all at all and that they drink beer.
35. Most visited webpage = but I am not really sure, maybe it is goal.com, liverpool fc page.
37. Nickname = I one in primary and high school, I do not have one now.
38. Relationship Status = Single
39. Zodiac sign = cancer
40. He or She = no idea
41. Elementary = Bibilion primary school, nine years and fancy nursery school, three months
42. High School = githiga high school
43. College = what is that, is that the place where people are…
44. Hair colour = as black as coal
45. Long or short = the way I want it, right now it is very short almost not there
46. Height = I have never measure but I almost touch the roof of the door which means I am not a short person though I am not a Oneal or le Bron
47. Do you have a crush on someone? = No, I think it is curse from a goddess who want me for herself
48. What do you like about yourself? = My ability to see beyond that façade
49. Piercings = None and I Plan on having none
50. Tattoos = None, not even a birthmark
51. Righty or lefty= I am a right-handed gentleman

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery= When they removed my foreskin at the age of fifteen in a right of passage. I Will tell you about it someday. How through that, I became a man
53. First piercing = I thought I mentioned I do not have one or what are we talking about here old fellow.
54. First best friend = Stephen Mimi
55. First sport you joined = Hide and seek with a ball, one of the best game ever devised by kids and not necessarily just for kids, I wonder why we do not play it anymore…oh wait a minute I think we still do, oh yes we do, but now the stakes are high. we are hiding as criminal or when cheating on our spouses
56. First vacation = What is that?
58. First pair of trainers = trainers? indeed america is the land of milk and honey, what are vacations and trainers, seriously.

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating = the usual staff, mostly rice and potatoes
60. Drinking = coffee and tea and milk
61. I’m about to = to become very rich if I play my cards right
62. Listening to = I Said that before, I even wrote the lyrics
63. Waiting for = The publication of my book and my first freshly pressed

YOUR FUTURE :

64. Want kids? = sure, but they will have manners or I will kill them
65. Get Married? = No. but I Will have a family where everyone will be free to do as they wish such as date other people if we bore each other.
66. Career? = The same as now, artist and writer. I also hope to record a few songs after learning to play the guitar and piano and that thing that you place on your shoulder.

WHICH IS BETTER :

67. Lips or eyes = Eyes of cause, what are lips for and do not tell me for forming sounds.
68. Hugs or kisses = Hugs, kisses are wet and can give you diseases you know.
69. Shorter or taller = taller so that I may look down on the shorter and laugh
70. Older or Younger = younger, because the future is bigger and in front of you.
71. Romantic or spontaneous = what is the difference although I will go for spontaneous

72. Nice stomach or nice arms = Both. The stomach need the arms to feed it
73. Sensitive or loud = sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship = hook up
75. Trouble maker or hesitant = hesitant. very hesitant indeed.

HAVE YOU EVER :

76. Kissed a stranger = no, I do not even talk to them
77. Drank hard liquor = yes, maybe five times in my life.
78. Lost glasses/contacts = no, I do have either
79. Have dated = yeah
80. Broke someone’s heart = no
81. Had your own heart broken = yes
82. Been arrested = yes, by the devilish city council
83. Turned someone down = yes, they were not for me.
84. Cried when someone died = no, I cry when I am emotional not when I am sad
85. Fallen for a friend = no.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself = Who else would I believe in
87. Miracles = No
88. Love at first sight = Yes, but I call it lust.
89. Heaven = No
90. Santa Claus = who is that, or is it an american/Europe thing?
91. Kiss on the first date = Yes, but the tongues did not wet each other.
92. Angels = Those things are for children

Tears And Anguish In Limuru As Two Children Burn To Death

The raging, hellish flames

It was a scene of tears, pain, anguish  disbelief and tormented anger as two young children died in a fierce fire when their house caught fire in Limuru in Ngarariga village at a place known as ha-Rufus just adjusted to the Nairobi - Nakuru highway. Their other two siblings escaped with serious burn injuries and were rushed to Tigoni hospital where they are receiving treatment. The children who perished names were given as Kevo and Ngugi and the other two receiving treatment at the hospital are Maryanne and Newton.

The fire which started at around seven caught the attention of the public ten minutes later by which term it was ablaze and since the parents of the children were not at home then, it was all confusion and misdirecting answers as some member of the public would on one hand say that there was no one in the house and other would say that there was someone in the house. The Mother of the children had gone to the shops when the house caught fire and she was too distraught and emotional to give any information

Then, one of the kids came out of the house when the door, which is alleged by those putting out the fire to have been closed from outside was broken open, screaming in agony and begging to be taken to hospital. It was then, that it became apparent that the other children were still in the house and the gathered Ngarariga dwellers did all within their power to put out the fierce, consuming flames using soil and water from a nearby tap. But the fire was proving too strong as it engulfed the wooden house and it was clear that not much would be saved as the hellish flames called the attention of the villagers from near and far.

Twenty minutes later, the Limuru fire brigade came but it was too late then and some emotional fellows almost stoned the fire brigade guy and he had to run away. Once the fire under country by which time almost the whole house was down, people started going through the debris. It was then that they came upon the most disturbing and emotionally tormenting image as the remains of one of the kid was found under a bed, burned clothes stuck to the body, where he had apparently tried to hide from frames after being unable to escape from the house and where the child may have chocked to death before burning. The other child was shortly discovered with his head buried under a cupboard where the same fate as his brother met him and once it was apparent that he had tried to escape through the door in vain.

Words are inadequate to express all the emotions that had engulfed the dwellers of Ngarariga and are even more inadequate to console the family and friend of the gone children and those suffering in hospital with burn wounds. We can only say sorry to them and wish the injured a quick recovery. May the soul of Kevo and Ngugi rest in eternal peace where there is no more hurting, hunger or torment. R.I.P

Ten Great Quotes On Hipocrisy

Now and then, in a difficult life full of challenges, we need some word of inspiration and punch lines and here are Ten Great Quotes On Hipocrisy.

Kenyan MPs These Greedy Maggots.

Surely we are not that bad, come on now. We are kenyans too, your brothers and sister.

Pigs is pigs, but what is in a name?

“Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s needs, but not every man’s greed.” – Mahatma Gandhi

These greedy maggots have refused the name they were given by creative Kenyans.  They do not want to be called Mpigs which was concocted in reference to their greed which is akin to a terrible disease like the swine flu. In the book Animal Farm, pigs were used as the symbol of greed and rightly so as they are a perfect fit for pigs are known to eat almost everything. A friend of mine who rears these animals recently told me that the low-level of pig sty are built with metallic materials because pigs have been know to literary eat off stone walls, yes, they are that greedy. When a pig see food, it sees an opportunity to eat and when a pig sees an opportunity to eat, it eats until it falls down and this is exactly how the greedy MPs are behaving led by that incoherent black, fat guy who many were shocked to learn he is Kenyan due to his intense resemblance to Nigerian actors playing the role of drank idiots.

the greedy maggot in a colourful suit singing sweetly and eloquently about citizen rights.

The greedy maggots, so they say, are religious, ha ha ha

“Greed is a fat demon with a small mouth and whatever you feed it is never enough.” – janwillem Van de Wetering

“And he said to them, “Take care, and be on your guard against all covetousness, for one’s life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions.” -Luke 12:15

Now, one of the most idiotly vocal greedy Kenyan Member of Parliament did not take the inference and reference to pigs very well, he thought it was insulting to his religion and his alleged religion is muslim, what was shocking and funny about that notion is that the majority leader is religious and even more shocking that there are MPs who are religious, that some of these creatures believe in anything else but themselves. No one would feel comfortable in a religous setting if an M.P was present. They are the greediest creature to have ever walked the globe and that is why they were being compared to pigs who if you have read that book animal farm, turned against their brothers after overthrowing their evil ruler the man . Mp now remind Kenyans of Judas in the way Christian pictures him

this is peanuts

We can only compare these greedy opaque and stoical creatures to maggots. Yes, the MPs are like those creatures that consume the dead. In a country comprised of almost entirely the poor, the fewer rich (mostly from dirty deals) and the middle class have to barricade themselves behind walls for you can never live in ease and enjoy your loot if all around you are surrounded by poverty.

what can this buy me? Question is, what can it not buy me?

we are all rich in our way

“Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. 
Unsuccessful people are always asking, “What’s in it for me?” – Brian Tracy

The average income of a Kenyan is thirteen thousand Kenyan shilling per month which is about $150 while as the M.Ps current salary is pegged at more than 500 000 Kenyan shilling  or slightly over $6300. now, just look at those figures and then consider that they want more.  Long ago, while agitating for pay hikes, these greedy creatures  used to claim that all their income was eaten up by their expenses in attending harambees or paying for maternity fees for villagers or building dams or bringing tap water or basically being the father to all their constituencies but  now harambees have been banned and elected officials are forbidden by the supreme law of the land from being cynically philanthropic. Due to that, now the MPs are saying that they left very high paying jobs to join the parliament but what is defeating that line of argument is that they knew what they were going to earn while vying for the posts.

It seems education is not everything and it is not enough to make you clever, on the issue of sacking the salary commission that set those high salaries for the MPs  the constitution is very clear and you can not change it without a million signature but the not clever but educated MPs say they sack the commission  now where will the MPs  get a million signature to sack the commission? Kenyans should be the one agitating for the sacking of the commission for setting the MPs salary so high for, let’s not kid ourselves  in a country where the average income is thirteen thousand, 500 000 is a lot and it is only looking as if it is not a lot because the MPs are asking for more but if you look at it, it is a lot, an MP’s one month salary is what you will earn in three years if you are that average earner. It is Kenyans who should be agitating for the Sarah Salem’s commission to be disbanded for setting the parliamentarians salary so high.

 

The gentlemen in suits. are there ladies too?

These greedy maggots have sick reason for wanting more

“Despair filled his skull even more tightly than his own brain. All around him cars filled with normal people perfectly unaware of the disease turning Perry’s body inside out. Fucking normal people.”  - Scott Sigler

And it all boils down to sexually transmitted diseases. We have been informed by their doctors who for obvious reasons must remain anonymous that most of these M.Ps have chronic sexual diseases and these clamour for higher salaries against all logic is so that they may manage to pay for expensive medication and trips to foreign land to meet witch doctors to cure them, other have several wives and mistresses and they have been compelled by courts to pay monumental allowance, plus as they so coherently said, they can not have their children going to public schools like the other stupid Kenyans nor can they be expected to live in dung dwelling places and cave like the other lazy and poor Kenyans. As Anyang’ Nyo’ngo said, his lunch at Serena hotel cost 5000 ksh. which is what you pay your house help before these stupid laws were effected which now mean most house-help will be jobless.

Tell Jesus that these are my needs, do not bother, I will tell him myself.

In the end, we find they really need the money

“Chris: I don’t know why it is, but every time I reach out for something I want, I have to pull back because other people will suffer.” –  Arthur Miller

If a dog pursue you yet it looks weak and one kick from you would kill it and it knows that yet continues to follow you, that dog probably has rabies  it has been pushed to do what it is doing. a wild animal will only attack a human when it knows or feels that that human will kill it. snakes almost always slither away rather than attack human if they feel safe. we all saw those dramatic scene of Maasai taking meat from a park of lion. now, taking this analogy and comparing mps to these animals what do we see? do we not see a common pattern? In spite of all the protests from Kenyan which were recently taken to the street and in spite of the fact that the MPs know they are in this greedy battle alone, why are these maggots still fighting what is clearly a war they can not win? why are they trying to go through the eye of a needle?

Almost all these maggots know that they will never be elected again. This is thus their only chance to eat. why will they never be elected again? because they are not leaders, they are maggots and every real leader know that the leadership itself is enough reward as that software guy bill gates said As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. when you claim to be a leader and all you are trying to do is enrich yourself and thus empower yourself, you come of as a cheap a slob and these maggots only know this too well. They know the picture they project to us and they know we will never elect such cheap maggots again. And here is another one: Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. —Jack Welch

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Learn To Walk Away

Learn To Walk Away.

Angelina Jolie Has Had Both Her Breasts Removed

Mr. and Mrs. Smith star, also the wife of brad Pitt has had both her breast removed after doctors told her that she had 80% chance of developing cancer.The move is seen as brave by the world, in an interview, she said “My doctors estimated that I had an 87 percent risk of breast cancer and a 50 percent risk of ovarian cancer, although the risk is different in the case of each woman, Once I knew that this was my reality, I decided to be proactive and to minimize the risk as much I could. I made a decision to have a preventive double mastectomy.”

angelina Jolie

This is not the first time that such a proactive step had been taken, in 2008, Fellow actress Christina Applegate had a similar thing done and she lives to date Angelina Jolie wrote that her experience involved a three-step process. On February 2, she had a procedure that increases the chance that the nipple could be save and then Two weeks later, she had major surgery where the breast tissue was removed and temporary fillers were put in place. Nine weeks later, she underwent “reconstruction of the breasts with an implant.”

“There have been many advances in this procedure in the last few years,” she said, “and the results can be beautiful.”

In an exclusive interview with american media huge movie star Brad Pitt said he’s “quite emotional about it, of course.” and went on to say why her coming forward was important. “It doesn’t have to be a scary thing. In fact, it can be an empowering thing, and something that makes you stronger and us stronger.” this was of cause what he was expected to say but you and everyone know that he is very scared and their relationship, sexual relationship that is, will never be the same again.

However, all said and done, we must all be proud of the emotional and spiritual strength of the Lara Croft: Tomb Raider star who also mesmerized us in salt and other great movies. The fact that she did not wait for a deteriorated medical condition to force her to undergo the mastectomy (surgical removal of breasts), The fact that she did not choose to hang on to that 20% chance show incredible strength and fortitude and we must all. applaud it.

In the interview, Jolie said that she had herself screened because her mother died at the age of 56 almost a decade after she was diagnosed

Having a mutation in BRCA1 gives women a 54% chance of developing breast cancer and a 39% chance of ovarian cancer by age 70, according to the Mayo Clinic Cancer Center. Having a double mastectomy can reduce those risks by more than 90%, although there is still a small risk that cancer could develop in the skin left behind, or in the armpit.

The attention that Jolie revelation and to cancer in general is invaluable, People will now be talking about cancer for a while and this may force some people to go for screening which could save lives for as has been shown, early screening and discovery often lead to early treatment and cure.

at home away from home

Jolie Is A strong Woman

Even while enduring a three-month process for the surgery and reconstruction, Jolie’s was so busy that no one would notice a thing. In March, for instance, a month after her treatment had commenced, she went on a soul sapping humanitarian visit to Congo. She attended the Women in the World Summit in New York in April, and then travelled to London for the G8 Summit with British foreign secretary William Hague.

“This was during Stage 2,” Pitt said in an interview. “Literally it was just weeks after she’d had truly major surgery.”

“It certainly underscores that not all breasts are created equal,” says Karuna Jaggar, executive director of Breast Cancer Action.

“It’s hard to say I won’t be beautiful without my breasts when you see the most beautiful women in the world — in so many ways — go through it herself,” says Bragman, the PR professional. “She’s redefined beauty.”

she is a mother too

Story Highlights

A blood test can detect if a woman is “highly susceptible” to breast or ovarian cancer

Jolie reveals she carries a gene that increases her risk for cancer

Her mother died of ovarian cancer in 2007

Jolie is a U.N. special envoy and won an Oscar for “Girl, Interrupted”

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